Posts Tagged ‘adam lambert’

My posts are late because real life sucked this week. But nothing could suck as hard as the American Idol auditions in LA did. Not even Courtney Love.
Los Angeles. The city of the famewhore. The hooker of America. Where clouds of desperation so thick hang over the city, the government had to tell everyone it was smog. Where everyone is too busy circle jerking to notice everyone else thinks they’re morons. Sure, there are people there that aren’t the social equivalent of a guy who takes polaroids of dick and hands them out at the grocery store. I just don’t know how they stop themselves from walking in front of a bus every morning. With all of the attention whoring people desperate to famous out there, I’m shocked at the level of mediocre talent we were shown on television.
Let’s just get to it. The sooner we do it, the sooner it’ll be over. (more…)


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Adam Lambert recently attended the VH1 Critics Choice Movie Awards, where he presented an award with Sarah Silverman and walked the red carpet.

Oh, Adam. Your outfit is like a vortex of suck. Where to even start with the ridicule?


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