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OH GOD. ONE MORE WEEK. Let’s just do this. I’m having so much trouble finding the energy to care.
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My posts are late because real life sucked this week. But nothing could suck as hard as the American Idol auditions in LA did. Not even Courtney Love.
Los Angeles. The city of the famewhore. The hooker of America. Where clouds of desperation so thick hang over the city, the government had to tell everyone it was smog. Where everyone is too busy circle jerking to notice everyone else thinks they’re morons. Sure, there are people there that aren’t the social equivalent of a guy who takes polaroids of dick and hands them out at the grocery store. I just don’t know how they stop themselves from walking in front of a bus every morning. With all of the attention whoring people desperate to famous out there, I’m shocked at the level of mediocre talent we were shown on television.
Let’s just get to it. The sooner we do it, the sooner it’ll be over. (more…)

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Danny Gokey‘s video for “My Best Days Are Ahead of Me” premiered on AmericanIdol.com this week. I know the thought is frightening, but you’re going to need to watch it before we can discuss it. Don’t worry, I watched it and I’m mostly fine.

See, that wasn’t so bad, was it? If you started hyperventilating, just get a paper bag and breathe slowly into it. Also: calm the fuck down, this is American Idol, not Disneyland.
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